Bizzare Bazaar Review
How to prevent (or increase) a woody in a crowd by CyberWryterCJ
by CyberWryterCJ
Parking at Nob Hill, of course, was the bitch, having spent 10 minutes looking for a spot. The only good thing was watching ladies flashing their bottoms as they put away their freshly bought goodies. It was a nice introduction as to where we were headed. Who could resist this most hauntingly, dauntingly dazzling and humanly DEVIATING EVENT? The Threshold Society’s Bizarre Bazaar!
After paying the cover we were handed our little HUSTLER baggies packed with Wet Flavored Lubricants and Vivid Condoms .How thoughtful, I thought. Just in case some folks can’t make it back to the car fast enough after getting turned on by all this naughty stuff.
Of course I saw a lot of faces I haven't seen for a couple of years.
PearlsnStockings was first to hug and show us around.
DragonzEyes, was there as was BonDman and his new and improved slave, Bekah. BonDman was looking good, but Beka was simply a new person having lost one hundred and twenty pounds! Outstanding! Simply, out-fucking-standing! I didn’t even recognize her!
Wax Play started with about 6 to 10 folks dripping gobs of thick, liquid brimstone across Christy’s supple tanned skin. I could feel the skin on the back of my neck crawl every time Christy winced from the spatters of total strangers in front of total strangers, designed and flawlessly executed for total strangers. And believe me when I say…you can’t get any stranger than this.
This is where the psychology kicks in for me. Everyone’s thought’s actions, ENERGY is now focused on one body, Christy’s. Her energy was our energy and the plasma lift felt good. I was feeling more and more relaxed as the knife cleared hardened wax from her flesh. Soon, POPS of wax scattered over the front row voyuers with the smack of the crop.
I was seriously considering a set of those cool fangs at Lord of the Fangs. The workmanship looked superb. However, I resent people putting fingers in my mouth and if I can’t grow ‘em myself. I don’t want ‘em. But hey! Who knows what I’ll do next. I live in SoCal where everyday is Halloween.
A special shout-out goes to Amy O’ Brien of Marvelous Mayhem, for the wonderful back-scratching scene:
We were in our first pass through the first floor when a voice from the Marvelous Mayhem table.
"Excuse me but do you have a hairy back?" the lady behind the table asked.
"Uhh..yes. Why would you ask me that? I retorted.
"Because you have hairy arms." She smiled. "Are you a top or a bottom?"
"A top, of course." I replied.
"Well, may I scratch your back please?"
I looked at Classy. She smiled and told me to go for it while she looked through the Marvelous Mayhem’s remarkable merchandise.
"I’m Amy and I just love hairy backs.
"I’m CJ and just love my back scratched. Mmmmm" I purred "This feels wonderful."
I enjoyed my heavenly backscratch as Classy drooled over the incredible corsets and bustiers. Classy told me, indepth of Amy’s pleasure as her eyes widened as she placed her arms under my shirt and drove her hands through my fur. We must have stood there for a good 10 minutes as many ignored our small spectacle. I didn’t care. I had died and gone to heaven.
Succulent and intimate Gynecological equipment shone brightly, awaiting their inevitable glittering against quivering clitoris. Or would that be plural? Clitori? Thinking was no longer an option as I floated in and out of kinky toys and people. I was within my element.
And for all those dildoes, bitching and moaning about how EARLY we left, well…to be perfectly honest, (No. Lie to the people. C’mon!) I really don’t give a fuck! We got there early close to noon. We stayed for nearly 2 hours, through Christy’s Wax Demo, 3 rounds covering both floors and a sneak back to the Audio/Video Exhibit where realistic screams and moaning turned my pants into an instant pup tent.
To all those I say, "Lick my left nut from left to right in a lickety-split-like clockwise motion!" (And don’t forget the whipped cream).
***I give this Bizarre Bazarre 3 out of 4 Straight Jackets!!!***
Life Blows
Stay Hard
CyberWryterCJ
